Good in Bed

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A lady one day decides to place an ad for a good relationship in bed. she said muct not have hands to beat her, must not have feet to walk on her and must be good in bed. one day, the doorbell rang and she answered it. a man with no legs, or hands is there and says " Are u from the ad" she says yeah. she says then " You have no hands so u cant beat me, you have no feet so you wont walk over me, but tell me this... are u good in bed"? he replies "How do u think i rang the doorbell"?

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Posted by enano707 Feb 20, 2006


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Posted by joke_lover_101 Feb 28, 2006


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Posted by kashby Mar 01, 2006

that was kinda' dum

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Posted by honey_11 Mar 13, 2006

loL...someone emailed it to me...good one!!

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Posted by Sara2009 Mar 16, 2006

i dont gt it!!!stupid me!!! please explain??

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Posted by crazycriely Mar 25, 2006

no arms, no feet, what does that leave him to ring the door bell? perhaps tongue or nose perhaps something lower? either way this woman gets what she was looking for. lol funny

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Posted by sassy26 Jun 26, 2006

she does get what she was looking for

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Posted by JohnnyDeppFan16 Apr 21, 2007

IM speal makes it hard to get good one anyway

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