The Future

Joke ID#10390
Funny (1.63)
Rating (0.65)
CategoryOne Liners  
Submitted ByCelanba
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Why do people say "This is the first day of the rest of your life"? Isn't that true about everyday unless you die that day?

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Mar 21, 2006

too short

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Celanba Apr 01, 2006

That's why it's called a one-liner.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by schatzy228 Apr 09, 2006

this is so funny - NOT

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Posted by Celanba Apr 17, 2006

Schatzy, if you don't think my jokes are funny, STOP READING THEM!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by girliepie Jun 22, 2006

I like your jokes...

Comment score: 3  

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