Playing With Our Words

Joke ID#10303
Funny (2.33)
Rating (0.69)
Submitted ByComfyAndJoy
Corrected By celanba
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A man's wife was in labor with their first child. Things were going pretty well when suddenly the man's wife began to shout, "Shouldn't, couldn't wouldn't, didn't, can't!!"
The man said,"Doctor, what's wrong with my wife?!"
The doctor replied, "Nothing. She's just having contractions."

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Posted by shiny_and_new Feb 24, 2006

Contractions are what you have when you're giving birth, and also the name for words with an apostrophe in the middle that substitute for two words, like 'shouldn't' stands for should not.

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Apr 09, 2006

thanks for explain'

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