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Submitted Byenderofgames
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1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.

3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.

4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

6. We childproofed our homes but they are still getting in.

ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day.

AND FINALLY:

IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:

"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!




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Posted by schatzy228 Feb 17, 2006

GREAT LIST

Comment score: 2  

Posted by yourwrstnitemare Feb 20, 2006

its good!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by tinsel Feb 24, 2006

This is the reason I have no children!! Nice one!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by honey_11 Mar 17, 2006

good one

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Posted by dulinski102 Mar 17, 2006

good one(s)!!! wait..........I AM A TEEN!!!!!!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Sara2009 Mar 17, 2006

I'll give the credit for that one even thou iam a teenager!!! it was still a good one!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by EnderofGames Mar 17, 2006

Sara, im a teen, too.

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Posted by zakp Mar 24, 2006

Funny!

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Posted by monkeyluvin Apr 25, 2006

too funny

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