The Light Bulb Joke

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After receiving, for what must be the hundredth time, the canonical light bulb joke list, I came up with this:

Q: How many senior Presidential Aides does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They're supposed to keep the President in the dark.

A' : One: to award a billion dollar sole-source contract with Halliburton to replace it.

A'': thirty-eight: One to say that no one could have foreseen the bulb's burning out, one to spin stories for newspapers that the President's bulb-changing program is working well, and thirty-five to go out on talk shows to accuse the Democrats of being weak on light, and one to deny rumors that it's still dark in there.

A''': sixty: thirty to bribe staffers to write letters telling everyone how wonderful it is to sit in the dark, and thirty more to bribe newspaper editors to publish those letters.

A'''': The Administration will defend its policy of warrant-less surveillance of all Americans suspected of supporting foreign terrorist bulbs entering this country.

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Posted by hubluza Feb 12, 2006

2007 1 to shoot it off 500 to read the manual 250 to translate into english 250 to translate into normal talk 500 to hire people 2 fix it 498 to protect from terrorists 1 to reshoot 1 to find some 1 to it 4 them next year they finished but they owe Iraq 2007 and asia and china and canada and mars and hillbillies for STUPIDITY costs

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Posted by bballrox55 Feb 20, 2006


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Posted by joke_lover_101 Feb 24, 2006

i didn't really get it when i first read it 5 seconds later i did though

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Posted by coolhndsme Mar 17, 2006

sounds about right

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Posted by joy2chipmunk Sep 23, 2006

huh? i cant make a judgement right now, so it may be hilarious, but, what does it mean?

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