Dogs' Habits

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A kid is holding a conversation with a talking dog.

"Why do you poop in people's yards?" asks the little kid.

"We've learned to sit and we've learned to stay," said the dog. "We've learned to lay down, roll over, and play dead. People taught us the 'No' command, the 'Heel' command, and even the 'Shake Paws' command. But nobody ever thought to teach us the 'GET THE F*** OUT OF MY YAAAARD!!!!' command!

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Posted by honey_11 Mar 15, 2006

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