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Joke ID#10098
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1 What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?

Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do.

2 Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?

Because it says on it "good for up to 20 pounds."

3 Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

4 What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?

"Nice boobs!"

5 How does a blonde high-5?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

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Posted by schatzy228 Feb 05, 2006

WOW , 5 I NEVER HEARD BEFORE IN ONE LIST,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,VERY IMPRESSIVE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,FOR THATB YOU GET A FULL SMILEY TIMES 3 VOTES !

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Posted by actsingdance247 Apr 28, 2006

Funny! I love blonde jokes

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