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Joke ID#10074
Funny (2.03)
Rating (0.97)
Submitted Bysalem33466
Corrected By schatzy228
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1 What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?

A know-it-all bitch.

2 I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting.

She told me she didn't know how to cook them.

3 Did you hear about the blonde who
was M.D. (mentallY deficient)

4 Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?

They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.

5 What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade.

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Posted by ComfyAndJoy Apr 02, 2006

srry this should be rated PG

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