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Joke ID#10030
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Submitted Bysalem33466
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1 How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

2 What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

3 Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

They don't know the route.

4 Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool?

No smoking.

5 How do you drive a blonde crazy?

Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.

6 Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out the W's.

7 How did the blonde die drinking milk?

The cow fell on her.

8 Why do blondes like lightning?

They think someone is taking their picture.

9 Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?

They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.

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Posted by shiny_and_new Feb 05, 2006

Great set of jokes!

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