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A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, a cell phone for their first anniversary.

Susie was excited about the phone and the next day, while shopping, it rang and to her surprise, it was her husband.

"Hi, Susie," he said. "How do you like your new phone?"

Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand ..."

"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.

"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"

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